AISubs v3.7
- Don't do it! - Don't do it!
- What are you gonna do? - Don't do it!
- Our viewers have been trained quite a bit. - Oh!
- I think they've been dyed in rich colors. - Yes.
- But that's also a problem. - Oh!
- There are projects like "can we do something without our viewers finding out?" - Yes.
- But we're suspected of it. - Yes, yes.
- We're told off for not realizing it. - Yes.
- "This isn't a project," we're told off for not realizing it. - Yes, we're told off for not realizing it.
- We're told off for not realizing it. - It's embarrassing.
- We're told off for doing something a little silly. - Yes, yes.
- "Sorry, sorry, it's fine, it's fine." - Yes, yes.
- We were holding coffee like this in Kagota Park. - Yes.
- We had some time, like kids and stuff. - Yes.
- We were sitting there for 30 minutes. - Yes.
- Our fans came and asked, "Is this a project?" - Yes, yes, yes.
- "What is this?!" - Yes, yes, yes.
- It happens, doesn't it? - Yes, yes, yes.
- When we're in the distance, we're like... - Yes, yes, yes.
- "Huh?! Why are you here?! Is this a project?!" - Yes, yes, yes.
- "No, no, it's not a project! It's not a project!" - Yes, yes, yes.
- For a while, I was looking for something. - Yes, yes, yes.
- For months, I was holding a bag of tuna. - Yes, yes, yes.
- "Whoa! Excuse me!" - "Not recently, but..."
- "Why was it last year?!" - "Why was it last year?!"
- "Don't hold it in your hand!" - "That's a little special for you, isn't it?"
- In a way, I think it's great because we have a lot of antennas. - Yes, yes, yes.
- But if we point out something different, then... - Yes, yes, yes.
- Well, on the contrary, I think the antenna sensitivity is bad. - I see, yes, yes.
- I think the accuracy is low. - Yes, yes, yes.
- So we're going to test everyone's antenna conditions for this song. - Yes, yes, yes.
- This time, we're going to test it with the Tokai On-Air Radio. - Whoa! There it is!
- So it's a radio. - A radio, as a fan's sensitivity, I think it's pretty good if it doesn't have a very high antenna.
- That's right. - You can listen to Tokai-ken for free, but you have to pay about 500 yen a month to listen to it for free.
- It's trained, so it's pretty small. - Yes, yes, yes.
- In the first place, there's also heat. - Yes.
- Whether this is a project or not... - Yes.
- You also need the ability to properly separate them. - Yes.
- As for the content... - Yes.
- Imemoru is... - Yes.
- Really... - Yes.
- Breathing out... - Yes.
- I'm not making excuses. - Yes.
- I'm not making excuses. - You're joking!
- You're joking!
- You're saying some pretty bad, random stuff. - Really?
- How many people? - 40,000 people?
- No, no, no... - 40,000 people?
- Are you okay? - This is it.
- This is the tension. - This is the tension.
- This 40,000 people kind of joke...
- Yes. - That comes out...
- Yes. - I think of one truth.
- Yes, yes, yes... - Yes, yes, yes...
- I feel that one truth... - Yes, yes, yes...
- And I think "Eh? This isn't true, this isn't a plan", and...
- I'd like to verify if we can hurt our fans.
- As usual, we have Yumemaru and Mushi-san here...
- And we have a guest, Ryo. - Yes.
- With your usual jokes and tension...
- You've told us the truth, haven't you?
- Yes, we have.
- If you believe that what you've heard is the truth...
- Today's viewers will be affected by your actions. - Yes.
- I just heard it on the radio. - Yes, you just heard it...
- "Hmm? Isn't this Yumemaru's truth?"
- There might be people who are thinking of something else. - Yes.
- It's like you're restricting yourself. - Yes.
- I'd like you to look at it. - Yes.
- You're just bad at it, aren't you? - Eh? I'm just bad at it?!
- You're just bad at it, aren't you? - It depends on what you mean.
- That's difficult!
- I think you can get either one of them.
- I'm curious, so I'll look at it. - Will you look at it?
- It's rare for Ryu to be here.
- Eh? I'm pretty happy about it. - Really?
- What is it?
- The one you dropped at the store.
- No, you can't buy it like that.
- You dropped it at the store and said, "I'm gonna buy it."
- That's what you meant, right?
- It says, "If you don't cover it today, you won't be able to do it tomorrow."
- You can't do it! - It's fine!
- Are you going to tell the viewers of this video a joke here?
- The people who aren't listening to the radio...
- What? - What?
- This is how we joke.
- Good evening, this is Tokai Radio. Good evening, this is Tokai. I'm Memoru and...
- I'm Ryoya Jun. - I'm Ryoya Jun.
- Today is Sunday, December 22nd. - Yes.
- So two days later or three days later... - That's right.
- We'll be doing "Do you want to sleep?" - Yes.
- I'm sorry, Ryoya-san. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Are you making fun of me because I'm single?! - Yes.
- 24th and 25th... - Yes.
- Aren't you filming? - I have no plans!
- What are you doing right now?! - What are you doing?!
- Memoru-san, you're the one who's doing the party, right?
- I'm handing out pork noodles at the East Park.
- What does that mean? - At the East Park...
- I'm handing out pork noodles.
- What does that mean?
- Santa-san and Santa-san.
- Oh, so you're Santa and I'm Memoru? - I'm Santa and I'm Memoru.
- Oh, so you're Santa and I'm Memoru? - Yes, I'm Santa-san.
- So you're doing it on the 25th and 26th? - Yes, on the 25th and 26th.
- What's the joke?
- While imitating Santa...
- Um...
- "Merry Christmas!"
- Let's have him say it. - Imitating Santa...
- Let me sing you a song.
- Keisuke Kuwata's "White Little Fingertips".
- "White Little Fingertips"...
- I see.
- If you look at it objectively...
- It's almost half and half.
- But if you look at it as a joke...
- and say "I'll do it!"
- From a member's point of view...
- The other two...
- don't really take it as a joke.
- It's like they're taking it as a joke.
- I see.
- Don't get me wrong!
- This guy...
- He's always like this.
- Yeah, yeah.
- He just doesn't take it seriously.
- This is a sensitive feeling from a member's point of view.
- Yeah.
- If you were to say "no, no, no"...
- If you were to say it with a member's level of accuracy...
- You'd feel like you're saying something wrong.
- Yeah.
- The keyword is "humorous".
- But you don't take it seriously.
- I thought you didn't have a keyword!
- "White Little Fingertips".
- And it ends with "santa".
- I'm santa.
- "Come on, winner".
- "I'm going".
- A simple one left the house behind. - So, do we have to come before sunset? - It must be scary.
- They may be already there. - We have to hurry up and go. - Santa's turn. Use the antenna. - Let's go!
Yes, sir!
So, we've arrived at Higashi Park and we're ready to give out presents.
This is a pig mask.
It's got hair all over its mouth.
There's a doll behind it, and there's a lot of family members.
Well, I'd like to wait until evening.
To be honest, it's kind of boring.
I was expecting it for a second, and I'm sorry about that.
I thought there was someone waiting for me.
Is there anyone here?
Oh, yes.
Hello.
Oh, hello.
You're so cute.
What's up?
What?!
Can you say something to me?
Merry Christmas!
Yay!
I'm so happy!
There's already one person here!
Did you think it was real?
Like, "Which one is it?"
I thought it was real, but I'm from Okazaki.
Well, you can go there and have fun.
Then you come back and you're like, "Wow, that's amazing!"
It'll take you four or five hours from here, so I hope you don't end up alone.
I'm sure there are a lot of people waiting for me.
There are a lot of reindeer waiting for you.
I'm sure there are a lot of people waiting for me.
I hope there are a lot of reindeer waiting for me.
I hope there are a lot of reindeer waiting for you.
Please listen to the radio from now on as well.
Thank you very much.
We'll start in six minutes.
There are a few people like viewers passing by, but I'm looking at it like "what is it?", so I think there are many people who haven't heard of it.
Hello. If you could say a greeting, I'll give you pork noodles now, but do you know the greeting?
Oh, you don't know!
I see, I see. Well, just a handshake.
Merry Christmas.
Thank you very much.
Thank you for coming to Shigashi Park and finding me here.
The greeting is...
I don't know.
Oh, you don't know!
Merry Christmas.
You haven't heard of it, have you?
I tried to look up the greeting, but I couldn't find it.
I thought Santa Claus was a little more popular with children, but it's 12 o'clock now.
It's been 15 minutes since we started.
Mothers are playing tag with each other.
How old are you?
I'm five years old.
Five years old! You're a fine five-year-old.
If you say "Merry Christmas" while impersonating Santa Claus, I'll give you this.
Do you want to try it?
All right.
Merry Christmas.
OK! I gave you already.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Bye-bye.
I'm sorry, I can't.
It's embarrassing, isn't it? This meal.
It's hot for an adult who says this is lunch.
Isn't that Kazuya Iriguchi?
What are you doing?
If you say something nice, I'll give you pork noodles.
I'm having a gift party.
It suits you.
Really?
Are you listening to the radio?
I don't know how to do the radio.
Then it can't be helped.
What do you say when Santa comes?
What do you say in picture books?
Huh?
Wow!
Merry?
Yeah!
Come on, I'll give you one.
If you say something nice, I'll give you pork noodles.
I don't know!
I can't give you.
Let's shake hands and go.
Thank you.
I don't know anything.
Is the camera okay?
If you say something nice, I'll give you pork noodles.
Can you say something nice?
Huh?
It's not a signal.
Huh? Merry Christmas!
Ah!
Are you listening to the radio?
I'm listening, but that's a hint.
I don't know!
I can't give you.
Wow!
Let's shake hands.
Wow!
I don't know!
Let's shake hands.
I don't know!
It's 13 o'clock.
If you grow up, you'll be abandoned.
Yes, I'm sorry.
We don't have anyone.
Merry Christmas!
Thank you.
That doesn't matter.
I see.
Certainly.
I don't know anything.
Mr. Panda...
What do you say?
Oh, you're right. I'll give you two.
Here you are.
Thank you.
Bye-bye.
I'm still struggling to make plans come true.
Should I call my family?
It's hot!
you make me eat too much
you made me eat too much
if you say something nice, I'll give you pork noodles
say something nice
merry christmas
okay
please listen to the radio
I see
thank you, just a handshake
thank you very much
what do you say when you come?
merry christmas!
that's right!
thank you very much
if you say yes, we will give you pork noodles as a gift
we have information about it
but we don't know it now
we don't know it now
what a shame!
what?
let's shake hands
merry christmas
thank you very much
my eyes are dying
it's so blue
if you say yes
yes?
we are doing a campaign to give you pork noodles as a gift
it's a coincidence
coincidence! I see
let's shake hands
thank you very much
eat it at home
we have a fan like you
can you say yes?
you can't say yes!
oh my god!
what's wrong?
oh my god!
what's wrong?
this was taken by a crow
oh my god!
really?
one?
two
you took two?
yes
you should take care of it
my mom saw it and she took it
you took it?
then put it in your mom's bag and tell her
I got it
do you know what it means?
I don't know
you don't know?
I don't know
did you get it?
yes
it's over
it's not over?
it's really warm with a wig
do you want pork noodles?
yes
do you want me to give you matcha first?
yes, I want it
take it!
Someone's accordion is coming out like this, isn't it? Someone who is laughing in Shiba Inu.
It will be 17 o'clock.
The children in the park, too.
Well, I'm going home.
I think there are about three groups left.
Well, we've done enough.
4 o'clock and 45 minutes.
You did your best for a day.
In the eastern park.
No one is there for now.
I don't have the courage to get close and see it.
Certainly, there is an air that is hard to approach.
I don't like it if I don't see it.
Can you put up a video?
A video?
Is it a video?
Wow!
If you say a love word,
we'll give you a pig pen.
A pig pen?
Why is it a pig pen?
Is it a song?
It's "herohero".
We're doing it during the day.
Iriguchi-san came along the way.
Did you hear Iriguchi-san's radio?
I didn't hear it for an hour.
How do you listen to it?
I downloaded the radio.
I downloaded it and listened to the number of people.
The number of people I gave out pig pens.
Those of you who know love words.
The number of people is...
One!
Wow!
One person went!
That person is amazing!
He came as soon as it started and listened to the radio.
Wow!
His face is like hell.
Wow!
He's the first one!
What should we do?
We found out you weren't listening to the radio.
You weren't listening to it.
I'm curious about which one it is.
Did you think it was a joke and play it?
Nobody listened to it.
I don't know.
Wasn't there anyone who could do it from a distance?
No.
I'm listening to the radio while driving or doing something.
I'm not looking like this.
I'm looking like this.
Even if you're only first place, you're amazing.
When you want to do something in the future,
If you think you'll get in trouble if you get too many people together,
If you say a lot of jokes on the radio...
Then...
One-on-one face-to-face meeting is scary.
The first 20 years of shooting is over!
Oh!
Tomorrow, the four of us...
It's not over at all!
Those of you who say it's a project,
This is the result!
Thank you for watching until the end!